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.1. When your server says, "May I take your order please?" just sit there and say, "No." And sit there staring out of your window screen trying to keep a straight face.
.2. When you must pay for your order, produce a huge bucket of pennies, of which, you know you are one penny short. Start counting out the pennies until you get to (for example, you need to get five pounds, and when you get to 499 pennies you are one short.) the last penny, which, when counted will remain one short. Spill these all over the pavement, pretending it was an accident, and after fifteen minutes of tidying them up, pay with a credit card.
.3. Keep going in circles around the drive thru, putting on corny fake beards and moustaches as you go. It would be better if, each time you went round, you repeat no. 2 all over.
.4.When your server says, "Would you like ketchup?" Gesture to your hood or bonnet on the front of your car, on which you will have starpped a huge bottle of ketchup.
.5. Ask your server to read out everything on the menu to you, and the price of it all, then sit there nodding, pretending to take it all in. Then, when they are finished, order whatever they didn't say.
.6. Order a breakfast meal at eleven o'clock at night.
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